July 27, 2009
via sarakatherine:
Whitney has just spent the last several hours shouting a minute-by-minute countdown to the Bachelorette finale (to which I have repeatedly replied, “I don’t care”). And now she is sitting in her chair (which is, no joke, imprinted with her ass cheeks), eating a pint of ice cream, with her cat on her lap, dripping chocolate on its fur, reading online reality show forums and staring intently at the TV.
I know what you’re thinking. How did you get so lucky to have her as a roommate?? Is she single?? Did she clean off the chocolate from the cat’s fur?? The answers, my friend, might surprise you.
Look, I’m not ashamed. The only thing I’m concerned about is Emma digesting the chocolate ice cream she licked off her fur. Oh, and the line of boys banging down my door. That could annoy the neighbors.
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taralikesnonsense reblogged this from whitneyinthecity and added:
Sara must be a real joy to live with. She’s such a ray of sunshine, you know. She never judges you or anything. ;) ha....
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whitneyinthecity reblogged this from sarakatherine and added:
Look, I’m not ashamed. The only thing I’m concerned about...chocolate ice cream
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