January 2011
51 posts
WatchThis scene made me laugh until I cried.
“What is this, Romeo and Juliet? The Capulets and the f***ing whatever?”
– Jersey Shore
Things that actually happened
me: Tomorrow is Emma's fifth birthday!
Sara: OMG five?!
me: Yes!
Sara: It seems like just yesterday she was blowing out two candles from her Fancy Feast can.
MTV's 'Jersey Shore' Sets Another Series High →
Hashtag Dejected →
rebeccalbrown:
Here’s what you missed at last night’s not-so-secret Skins Party that, for many, started and ended outside.
Please get into the VIP line. Is there another entrance? We actually work for MTV.
You work here? In this building? No, EMM-TEE-VEE. The network that’s throwing this party.
Oh, yeah you’re going to have to get in line with the rest of your company.
“Just because you come in on Sunday with a big banana doesn’t mean everything’s...”
– Jersey Shore (via mascarah)
Matt found a high-def flat screen TV abandoned on...
In related news: We now have a new TV!
Coworker: I'm going downstairs to the cafeteria to see what they're serving. I'll report back. Probably chicken wings.
me: No, chicken wings are on Fridays.
Coworker: I'm sorry that you know that.
magicallybabelicious:
Does your cat make TOO! MUCH! NOISE?!
Eliza Doolittle, “Pack Up”
A force behind the lower teen birthrate: MTV's '16... →
Brenda Donohue, “Patio”
(From last...
WatchWHOOP! Gig ‘em! Wrecking crew! BTHO lsu! etc etc… (via theeagle)
Is This The End Of The World? →
No but seriously, I’m TERRIFIED.
me: Did you see Pauly D in the hallway?
Craig: Yes, he smells like a mall.
Craig: Cologne and Cinnabon.
“Your personality just screams, ‘Get me a cat calendar.’”
– My coworker (and yes, I received three cat calendars for Christmas)
Florence + The Machine, “You’ve Got...