January 2010
22 posts
I’m writing you letters.
Juice Heads Rejoice: MTV Orders Season 2 of... →
“Following the success of season one, Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination.”
PRAISE JESUS!
Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 (via rickyv)
Please do not be cynical. … It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life...
– Conan
Somehow, Matt convinced me to go snow tubing. He had the sense to capture the train wreck on video. (Two more clips here and here.)
Note: Sorry about the sound — he’s still figuring out how to successfully work his helmet cam. Much like I’m still figuring out how to successfully take part in harmless activities without screaming bloody murder.
Becca: And when I told Tim that I was pregnant, he just freaked out and didn’t call me for a week. Then he texted me and was like, 'Oh, I love you, no I’m mad at you, you did this on purpose.' As if. Meanwhile, his MySpace page still says 'Status: Horny.' And I’m like, at least have the decency to Skype me face-to-face.
Liz: Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on now.
[30 Rock]