December 2009
34 posts
Texas Tech fires football coach Mike Leach →
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Leach.
“The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them,...”
– SATC (via terrormarie)
*NSYNC, “All I Want Is You This...
John Mayer, “Edge of Desire (3 a.m. Acoustic...
me: What are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
Brady: Nothing.
me: Brady! You have to at least get her a little something. I'm taking you today and we're finding a gift for her.
Brady: No. She gets to date me, that's her gift.
“I have two heroes in life: Tiger Woods and The Situation.”
– My little brother. He represents all that is wrong with America.
WatchGod bless Jersey Shore. I wouldn’t have a paycheck without those guidos.
Jersey Shore Shoutout Soundboard →
This is probably my greatest masterpiece.
WatchQuite possibly THE most amazing interview of all time. (Part two.)
Coworker: Since you're staying late tonight, you can order whatever you want for dinner on the company card.
me: Yay! I really want Church's.
Coworker: ... Um. Like Church's Chicken?
me: Yes.
Coworker: You can order from anywhere you like, and you choose Church's?
me: Yes.
Coworker: I'm going to come back in five minutes. I think you need a few minutes to think about this.
It's Always Sunny.
Dee: M. Night Shyamalan, the Indian filmmaker from Philly.
Charlie: Oh my god, this dude's a big deal, Frank. He's like a true to life Slumdog Millionaire.
Mac: He always puts awesome twists at the end of his movies to trick the audience.
Charlie: Oh yeah, like in The Sixth Sense, you find out that the dude, um, in that hairpiece the whole time? That's Bruce Willis THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Dee: That's not the twist.
Charlie: That wasn't the twist?
Dustin: Do you know a place that serves really good cinnamon rolls?
me: McDonalds.
Dustin: You are worthless to me.
