February 2009
83 posts
January 2009
85 posts
[going through old photos]
Sara: Oh, here's a picture of the first night I got drunk. Oh, and here's one of my boyfriend Phil brushing my hair. And here's —
me: Wait, wait, wait. You made your boyfriend brush your hair?
Sara: Um, yeah. What are boyfriends for?
I like it And I do what I like And then...
Eric: My "girlfriend" has called me 15 times in the last hour. I have a feeling she's about to randomly show up uninvited.
me: Wow, that's dedication. Why is her title in quotation marks?
Eric: I told her I was only hanging out with her because I'm tired of whores. And she took that to mean "I love you."
me: Naturally.
Eric: Yeah. I still don't think she's as creepy as you though.
[jeff buckley]
Swoon. This song gets me every...
WatchI received this glorious video from not one but two of my friends today. I don’t care, I’m still a Snuggie believer.
You are strong, but you’re needy Humble, but...
[while discussing our Super Bowl plans]
Sara: I don't even know who is playing.
me: The Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Sara: Who are we rooting for?
me: I don't know. I don't like either team.
Sara: Mmmkay. I am going to root for the Steelers.
me: Why?
Sara: ...Because I steal stuff?
“Whitney’s blog is just a collection of cat pictures and updates on her most...”
– Michael to Sara (via sarakatherine)
T.O. Gets His Own Reality Show →
This is the best news I’ve heard all day.
Little brother: I've got three girls lined up for this weekend.
me: I don't want to hear this.
Little brother: Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
me: Are you treating them to nice dinners?
Little brother: Yes.
me: Aw, good.
Little brother: Dinners in my pants.
me: You are appalling.
About the job search
I’ve written crappy cover letter after crappy cover letter. I’ve worn heels more times in the past month than I did throughout all of 2008. I’ve stared at my resume for hours on end. But the waiting? I can’t do it. I’m THE most impatient person on the planet. And yes, I’m just now figuring this out.
In 2009, I will learn to wait. It looks like I have no choice...
Too many shadows in my room Too many hours in this...
ThunderSquee! →
So during my stint at Mollygood, I fell in love with a group of readers who refer to themselves as The Hags. They kept my job interesting and kept me in line — if I half-assed anything, they called me out and my work was all the better for it. There are many things I miss about my job (like receiving regular paychecks), but The Hags are near the top of the list. Luckily, they banded together to...
me: Dare me to answer the door for the delivery guy in my Snuggie?
Sara: Triple dog dare you.
me: What will you give me?
Sara: Some of my dignity because you won't have any left.
“The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.”
– David Russell (via mascarah)
Michael: I'm asking Whitney to move in with me.
Sara: Quit trying to steal my roommate.
Michael: But I need someone to feed me pizza and make sure I don't lose things at the bar.
All cats, all the time
me: Girls who are unavailable are like cat nip to him.
Jana: I was just about to say that.
Jana: Minus the cat nip part. That was unnecessary.
Jana: But back to adult talk. He really proves the whole 'want what you can't have' idea.
“All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the...”
– Marilyn Monroe
Sara and I both have deadlines early tomorrow...
I think my computer is dying.
I don’t know how or why. It’s only a year and a half old, and I handle it with love. How upsetting.
Poor random guy: I have never met anyone like you before.
Sara: Thank you!
Poor random guy: No, you are the meanest girl in New York.
Sara: Thank you!
[audrey martell]
me: Where did your little boyfriend go?
Sara: I don't know, hopefully he's not coming back. That dude takes Tylenol PM in the mornings.
me: That doesn't even make sense.
Sara: It's genius! Write that one down.
me: This bar is cash only.
Sara: That's my worst nightmare.
New obsession: Kate Voegele
Watch(via sarakatherine)
I love him so very much.
For all those who wonder why I rarely find New...
Anonymous: So what have you been up to since I last saw you [when we met briefly three months ago]?
me: Oh, the usual.
Anonymous: Wanna come over?
me: False.
Anonymous: Yeah, not a true/false question kiddo! Let's be real, let's get it poppin tonight.
me: Wow. Riveting.
Anonymous: So you coming or what?
me: Ummm no.
Anonymous: Yo Wendy, honestly, I'm into you. I know we don't know each other that well. I just wanna hang out, you know?
“This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and...”
– President Barack Obama
MNTE.
via sarakatherine:
While Skank Sunday Night (which includes Rock of Love Bus and Tool Academy) is quite an exciting evening in itself, nothing delights my roommate and myself more than Monday Night TV Extravaganza:
Gossip Girl Momma’s Boys The Bachelor Bromance The City
Four and a half hours of QUALITY television that make Mondays relatively tolerable. Especially when my roommate gets domestic...
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr. (via mascarah)
