January 2012
21 posts
“There are 8 million people in New York, and 7.5 million of them are psychos.”
– Late-night chat with my cab driver
“For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don’t enjoy getting up and...”
– Andy Rooney
(via outcamethesun)
Standards
Anonymous: Someone suggested I try online dating. But I feel sorta defeated, right?
me: No way! Everyone I know is doing the online thing.
Anonymous: And they're normal people?
Anonymous: Then again, I'm eating fries while waiting for the subway.
December 2011
32 posts
me: I like the new timeline layout on Facebook.
me: Reminds me of the days I was a hot mess.
Greg: Or, as the rest of us call it, last month.
Rob Delaney: On Hating Gay People →
“People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.”
