February 2012
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Feb 7th
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What If All the Cats in the World Suddenly Died? →
Links my mean coworkers send me.
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January 2012
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“Every day in New York seemed to be the start of a new adventure, and although I...”
– Norris Church Mailer (via teresasaurusrex)
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“There are 8 million people in New York, and 7.5 million of them are psychos.”
– Late-night chat with my cab driver
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“For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don’t enjoy getting up and...”
– Andy Rooney (via outcamethesun)
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Standards
Anonymous: Someone suggested I try online dating. But I feel sorta defeated, right?
me: No way! Everyone I know is doing the online thing.
Anonymous: And they're normal people?
Anonymous: Then again, I'm eating fries while waiting for the subway.
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December 2011
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me: I like the new timeline layout on Facebook.
me: Reminds me of the days I was a hot mess.
Greg: Or, as the rest of us call it, last month.
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